Phunketernity

I am a mother, a daughter, a sister, a whiner, a helper, a slacker; I am goofy, serious, happy, bored, sad, weird; my husband is funny, ornery and starchy and girls stare at him a lot; my friends are funny, fun and love to have a good time, and I even have a "No More Wire Hangers" friend who's extremely white and had her credit card sewn into the palm of her hand; my boys are hilarious, fun-loving, creative, beautiful, and their teachers hate them. This is my fodder.